93712 notes / 1 day ago / reblog
"Your highness" is gender neutral.
So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.
alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”
68499 notes / 1 day ago / reblog
im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:
Who the fuck measures dick size in bread
127422 notes / 1 day ago / reblog
"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
115854 notes / 1 day ago / reblog
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day